Kid’s say the darndest things and it’s true. Toddler rants are made up of some truth, a little bit of imagination and alot of humor and it tickles me. I really wish I could remember all of the things that comes out of Little Miss Mya’s mouth, but I can’t. I couldn’t even remember where my keys were the other day and I told Mya that if we couldn’t find the keys, we weren’t leaving the house. Forty five minutes later, I heard Mya in our bedroom storming out into the living room screamin’, “I found it, I found it!!!!” Up until that point, I had given up. I took my shoes off and turned the A/C back on because I was tired of looking in the same places ten thousand times. Yeah, I failed. So, because I fail time and time again to remember where my keys are, I wanted to make sure I write down some of Mya’s blurbs so it wouldn’t be forgotten. The little things like her favorite color, her likes and dislikes and of course, some of the darndest things she has said that her kids will one day appreciate hearing about.
1. Scenario: Mommy wanted to try on some clothes. Mommy and Mya in the dressing room. Mya says out loud, ”Mommy, are those your boobies???”
2. Scenario: Mommy and Mya next in line to make a purchase. Lady with a mullet in front of us. Mya curiously asks, “Mommy, is that a boy or a girl???”
3. “Why?”
4. Scenario: Daddy playing video games. Daddy lost. Daddy lets out a monstrous sigh and a loud grunt. Mya asks, “Daddy, what’s the problem???”
5. “Why?”
6. “Mommy, I want you and daddy to be marry, so I can be a flower girl.”
7. ”Why?”
































by Navy Sou
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